you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Randomize
