Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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