Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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