we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Life is so much better after having sex.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Randomize
