you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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