So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
i believe in u and ur pee
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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