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(623): View more from Arizona

were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.

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(520): View more from Arizona

chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended

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(937): View more from Ohio

she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor

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(815): View more from Illinois

i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried

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(319): View more from Iowa

My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.

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(914): View more from New York

The ice cream man just told me to use protection.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out

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(209): View more from California

Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force

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