I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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