"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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