After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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