ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Randomize
