It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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