Welp...herpes.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
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