East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
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