I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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