I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Randomize