: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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