my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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