once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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