yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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