Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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