dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Randomize
