she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
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