the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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