I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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