You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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