Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
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