her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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