Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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