That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
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