I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
She's like a pop up book from hell.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
pray to the hookup gods
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Randomize
