Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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