And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
there is glitter all over my balls
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