I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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