I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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