Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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