Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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