I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Randomize
