She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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