the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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