I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
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