There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Holy sore nipples Batman
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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