I wish they made helmets for livers.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
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