their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
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