she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
well most of my day revolves around power hour
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Dicks are not precious.
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