Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
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