i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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