I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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