Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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