Got a toothbrush?
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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