bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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