I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
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