I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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