Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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