actually, I'm a sock model
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Randomize
