you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Sober January is a disaster.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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