The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
they need to just BURY HIM!
His hands were made for my vagina.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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