All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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